Issue 2 of the Surreal Football ebook is out today. Two of the three people behind Surreal Football are Manchester United fans. I don’t know who the other one supports. I think it’s West Brom, but that doesn’t matter, because two of them support United, and United have a lot of fans, and a lot fans means a lot of customers, right?
With any luck you’re reading this because I’ve mentioned Manchester United (of Old Trafford, Manchester) enough times to get this article to pop up in a feed. I guess that’s marketing of sorts, which is ironic, because I’ve written a piece for this issue lamenting the increasingly corporate approach of modern football. What not buy a copy, read it, and call me a hypocrite.
Not familiar with Surreal Football? Well, it launched in 2010 and quickly established itself as one of the least popular and most despised football websites. Check out their latest endorsements.
Sir Alex himself is rumoured to be an avid reader, and Pep Guardiola often consults with the Editors on tactical dilemmas. Oh yeah, these guys are tactics experts. If you love tactics, you’ll LOVE surreal football.
There’s really not much more to say. It’s £4.12 – roughly the same price as a pint in a Central London pub. Is it more enjoyable? Well you don’t have to tolerate anyone else’s company while reading it, and that can only be a good thing. Go buy it from here, now.
This concludes today’s sales pitch. I hope you buy it, because I’m in it, and they’ve promised to pay us money if it sells, but as they explained to us yesterday, we have to sell the thing first…
P.s. If you happen to be reading this and you don’t support United, that’s ace – neither do I. Now buy the ebook please.
Up man United, United is my best team, i wsh them best of luck in champion league derby mach between man united and Real madrid.
Man u need more power
the best match it will be Man utd vs Madrid. I am united fan. but in-order to win the match united must work on defensive and central midfield job. if they buy best defensive midfield they will win Madrid easily.
GGMU. GLORY GLORY WE GO.
I have comfedence man u will win madrid and man u try to sign good plys gogogogogogo man u
Destined 2 die a united fan i will be delighted 2 see ronaldo play again in old trafford even though he will score were must definitly win dat mach (up united)
Man u six madrid two on aggregate. Sure
Its really going to be tough,a massive game,a historic game,welcome to the theatre of dreams RONALDO,we owe you a great respect.BUT for sir,we need additional players before the kick off,central defender like hummels or jegelker,central midfield like wanyama or tiote or possibly sneider.wshg us the very best of luck.UP UNITED!!
Did any of you actually read the blog post?
Ssssshhhhh.